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Clarisix Analog v1

Paper-Based Analytics Platform

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#1 Best Sellerin Paper-Based Analytics
List Price:$49.99
Price:$000(-100%)

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Sold byClarisix Analog Division
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80–320 pages of premium 100gsm paper. Spiral-bound with proprietary Clarisix-blue coil. Dimensions: 8.5" × 11" (A4-compatible). Weight: 0.3kg. Carbon footprint: One tree's worth.

1× Clarisix Analog v1 notepad. 1× Quick Start Guide (it says 'open the cover'). 1× Sticker sheet. 0× Software license keys. 0× Dongles.

Compatible with all major pen brands. Tested with BIC, Pilot, Muji, and Montblanc. Also works with pencils, crayons, and in emergencies, lipstick. Not compatible with Apple Pencil.

From the Manufacturer

The Last Dashboard
You'll Ever Need.

Zero Latency. Zero Dependencies. 100% Uptime.

Technical Specifications

Built Different. Literally.

0ms Latency

Powered by Physics.™ Data renders at the speed of light bouncing off paper.

0ms

Response time

Retina-Ready

Resolution limited only by your handwriting and artistic ambition.

PPI

Zero Dependencies

No npm install. No node_modules. No breaking changes at 2am on a Friday.

0

Dependencies

Air-Gapped

No WiFi. No Bluetooth. No attack surface. Unhackable.*

0

CVEs

*Unless physically lost, left on a bus, or used as a coaster.

Developer Experience

The API. A Pen Interface.

Zero dependencies. No API keys. No rate limits. Just open the cover and start writing. Supports all major pen protocols out of the box.

quickstart.pen
Pen SDK v1.0
  // Initialize the Analog platform
  import { Pen } from "@clarisix/analog"

  const pen = new Pen({
    protocol: "ballpoint",  // or "gel", "fountain", "felt-tip"
    color:    "#0E5A8A",   // Clarisix Blue™
    pressure: 0.7,          // hand-calibrated
  })

  // Write your first query
  await pen.write("Hello World")
  // ✓ Rendered in 0ms. No build step.
mcp-analog.config.json
MCP v2.1
  {
    "mcpServers": {
      "clarisix-analog": {
        "transport":  "physical",
        "protocol":   "hand-to-paper",
        "auth":       "possession",  // if you hold it, you're in
        "tools": [
          "pen.write",
          "pen.sketch",
          "pen.strikethrough",  // undo()
          "eraser.smudge"      // soft delete
        ],
        "maxTokens":  Infinity,   // limited by page count
        "latency":    "0ms"         // speed of thought
      }
    }
  }
BallpointStable
v1.0
Gel InkStable
v1.0
FountainBeta
v0.9
Pencil (HB)Erasable
v1.0

Comparison

Analog vs. Digital

FeatureAnalogDigital
Uptime100%99.9%
Latency0ms<50ms
Dark ModeTurn off the lightsNative Support
Dependencies01,847
SecurityAir-gapped256-bit TLS
Offline ModeOnly modeLimited
PriceFreeCompetitive

Customer Reviews

4.9based on 2,847 reviews
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Sarah K.Verified Purchase

Head of Analytics, Fintech Startup

Replaced our entire data stack with this notepad. Our AWS bill dropped to $0. My CTO cried tears of joy. Literally unhackable.

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Mike R.Verified Purchase

DevOps Engineer

Zero downtime since deployment. Haven't had a single PagerDuty alert. Mostly because there's nothing to page about. 10/10 would deploy again.

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Priya N.Verified Purchase

Product Manager

The T.A.C.O.S. metric finally gave our executives the data they actually wanted. Boardroom vibes have never been better. Free tacos on Fridays now.

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James L.Verified Purchase

CISO, Fortune 500

Air-gapped security is no joke. Passed our SOC 2 audit in 3 minutes. Auditor just looked at it and said 'yeah, that's paper.' One star off because someone took it from my desk.

T
Tomoko A.Verified Purchase

Data Scientist

Finally a dashboard that works in direct sunlight at the beach. My regression models have never been more relaxing to compute by hand.

Frequently Asked Questions

Absolutely. It's a real notepad. You can write on it with a pen. The pen is not included because we believe in an open ecosystem.

Yes. Place it on top of your existing stack of papers. It integrates seamlessly via gravity.

We recommend our patented backup solution: a photocopier. For cloud backup, simply take a photo with your phone.

Yes — A Pen Interface. Simply write on the paper. Supports all major pen protocols: ballpoint, gel, felt-tip, and the premium fountain pen SDK.

30-day no-questions-asked returns. If you can figure out how to return a free product, you deserve whatever happens next.

When trees grow back. We're working with several leading forests on this.

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